Paddy & Mick

[ummmm]

Paddy and Mick sat having a pint. A lorry goes past with rolls of turf on and Paddy says:
'I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery.'

Mick says: 'What, drive a wagon?'

Paddy says 'No you thick pudding, send my grass away to be cut.'!!:D

[marval]

lol

[albaqwerty]

LOL

[Stargazer]

When I first got a cd or a dvd I asked my brother which way up to place it in the slot. He then told me a story about the Irish turf layers whose boss said to them "green side up" and that has now become a standing joke when asking the question "which way up".

[nannybooby]

lol

[EDDIE51]

An Irish carpenter is nailing up some wooden battens. His mate (also Irish) sees that he is picking up nails from the box but throwing 1/2 of them away.
Hey Paddy' , he says whats wrong with all those nails ?
Paddy replies ' Well Mick, some of them have the point on the wrong end'
Don't be stupid says Mick ' those are the ones for the other side of the wall'

[ummmm]

Lol.

[NoMercy]

Lmao !!

[starone]

Tee-hee, lovely ummmm