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A mother and father were having a heated argument in the kitchen.
Their six year daughter was sitting at the kitchen table watching her parents, her little head moved from side to side as she listened in.
The mother suddenly realised what they were doing, immediately she stopped, and looked down at her daughter.
I'm so sorry sweetheart", she said with a quiet smile, "Mummy and Daddy shouldn't argue in front of you like that".
"That's alright mummy", she said with a bright smile, "It's the only time I get to find out what's going on".
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray.
'Take only ONE. God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher she’s dead.”
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that John?
What made you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town, and I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don't even know the way to the post office!"
Their six year daughter was sitting at the kitchen table watching her parents, her little head moved from side to side as she listened in.
The mother suddenly realised what they were doing, immediately she stopped, and looked down at her daughter.
I'm so sorry sweetheart", she said with a quiet smile, "Mummy and Daddy shouldn't argue in front of you like that".
"That's alright mummy", she said with a bright smile, "It's the only time I get to find out what's going on".
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray.
'Take only ONE. God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher she’s dead.”
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that John?
What made you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town, and I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don't even know the way to the post office!"
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