I'm worried...

[Jemisa]

I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.
"Has she started to neglect you?"
"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache."
"So what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!'"

[Unsureme]

Think you need to get out more,Jem.

[NOX]

Sorry that's really just escaped me, I don't get it.

[Jemisa]

Its not worth explaining NOX if it has to be explained...

jem

[Zacs-Master]

You do post some gud uns Jem but this ones just a bit creepy more than funny.

[McMouse]

Love it.

[Jemisa]

ZM. Creepy? d'ya think so? mmm!

Hows Zac now btw?

jem

[starone]

I thought it was funny jem. Perhaps it's the type of sense of humour?

[Georgiesmum]

I always love your jokes but omg, that ones awful!