Do You Believe In Psychics?

[marval]

A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.

The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"

The granddaughter, wide-eyed responds, "Grandma? Is that you?"

"Yes granddaughter, it's me."

"It's really you, Grandma?" the woman repeats.

"Yes, it's really me, granddaughter."

The woman pauses a moment, "Grandma, I have just one question for you."
"Anything, my child."

"When did you learn to speak English?"

[flobadob]

Record a psychic meeting someone and you will realise that the person receiving the reading is actually divulging all the necessary information that the psychic requires rather than the psychic actually working anything out.

[marval]

I can believe that

[bibblebub]

good job you posted this is in the jokes section 'cos someone might have taken you seriously

[marval]

I thought jokes was the best place.

[flobadob]

Lol I never even noticed that and I admit I never read beyond the title. That's what happens when using phone sometimes.

[tonyav]

marval you should have posted this in R & S, we would have had a laugh then !.

[RATTER15]

I agree Tony, we regularly read this sort of thing there, problem is that people believe it.

[tonyav]

I know RATTER, I can't believe it lol.

[marval]

I don't very often go into R & S, perhaps I should explore it a bit more.

[tonyav]

Yeah, you should marval, I know you like a laugh.

[marval]

I do tony

[tonyav]

Well go have a look see over there then one of the days, marval.

[marval]

I will

[Jemisa]

O but G. I'll tell it to Father Kevin when I see him.

jem

[starone]

Tee-hee. As jem says, oldie but goodie.