Just a chuckle

[marval]

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.

A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside.

'Step aside, lady,' he barked. 'I've taken a course in first-aid!'

The women watched for a few minutes, then tapped him on the shoulder.

'Pardon me,' she said. 'But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here.'


On the way to nursery, a doctor had left his stethoscope on the car seat, and his little girl picked it up and began playing with it.

"Be still, my heart," thought the doctor. "My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!"

Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"


A high-school student came home one night rather depressed.

"What's the matter, Son?" asked his mother.

"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my grades. They're all wet."

"What do you mean 'all wet?'"

"You know," he replied, "...below C-level."


An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food
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The concierge tells him he's in luck, there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver.

The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.

The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.

He asks the delivery man, "What the did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered: pepper only."

[starone]

Tee-hee. good play on words.

[chaptazbru]

Love the first one especially.

[zebo]

Only an American would consider a pizza to be American food!