The Office Party...
John, woke up after the annual Christmas office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete pratt of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an @rseshole," John said. "P!ss on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did said Louise . You're back at work on Monday."