I worked as a tailor for a while ...

[excelsior-1]

... But it was a sew-sew job that did not suit me.

[doctordb]

Especially if you get collared.

[vulcan]

I think excelsior has serged ahead.

[Cruciformist]

Go to court? That's a turn-up!

[excelsior-1]

Wow!

No flies on you.

[Cruciformist]

Gotta go now - playing cricket. I'm fielding at inside leg.

[Baldric]

You're far too Modiste excel.

[doctordb]

I'm at slip.

[Psybbo]

He'll have to have his collar felt first, Balders

[excelsior-1]

Any more up your sleeve, sibton?

[Psybbo]

Apologies to doctordb, missed the second page
It's fitting that you retired

[Mick-Talbot]

On a serious note, I think my tailor might be gay.


is he supposed to measure both your inside legs ?

[Cruciformist]

Sibton won't want to disgusset.

[doctordb]

Next.

[scowie]

A large breadth of material here, just what tweed come to expect from AB-Jokes. No pun gone to waist.