I enjoyed being a professional fisherman for a while ...

[excelsior-1]

... But i could not live on my net income

[vulcan]

people say I'm course but that's a load of pollocks.

[DTCwordfan]

well I could be tangled up or crabby.

[Cruciformist]

So you weren't a dab hand at it?

[shoota]

A case of caster and pollocks.....

[excelsior-1]

Like i said yesterday tilly ... Just exercising the brain cells.

Got to stay shark, you know

[Cruciformist]

Sole destroying job, was it?

[Zacs-Master]

Eel be telling us it's true next.

[Psybbo]

This is turning into a weighty issue

[Cruciformist]

Time to mullet over.

[marval]

Have you no sole excel, you are making a rod for your own back

[tonyav]

Hang on excel, I'll come and join you. Just getting my motor pike out.

[excelsior-1]

Oh my cod!

[shoota]

Have to put on my mackerel get wet

[Cruciformist]

Did you work with the Scotsman, MacKerel?

[Tilly2]

Hey, excel. Mind that someone doesn't knock you off your perch.

[Zacs-Master]

It's a bit of a shellfish post, IMO.

[excelsior-1]

Hmm.
This is becoming a tench issue

[DTCwordfan]

Please stop carping on about fish.

[Psybbo]

Stop pinching my lines!

[marval]

You are a dab hand at these jokes aren't you?