I enjoyed being a professional fisherman for a while ...

[excelsior-1]

... But i could not live on my net income

[emmie]

that's a load of old cods

[excelsior-1]

Trying to put me in my plaice, em?

[Nibble]

I wouldn't go carping on about it though, exel

[vulcan]

you weren't squids in then?

[excelsior-1]

Nibble
Don't get crabby

[Cruciformist]

Where did you trawl this one up?

[Nibble]

Ah! I'd not want a "roe" about it.

[Cruciformist]

Show us your cod piece

[excelsior-1]

Careful folks
You would not want to make an anenome of me

[Cruciformist]

Bet you had a whale of a time. (OK, so it's a mammal)

[shoota]

Watch out for lone sharks......

[excelsior-1]

Cruciformist
You did that one on porpoise

[vulcan]

This arguing is sole destroying, can we not debait it?

[Cruciformist]

I'm game if you're coarse!

[DTCwordfan]

this is really hitting the bottom of the sea-bed.

But, hey excel, I am drifting along.

[shoota]

You must have been inseine

[excelsior-1]

Are you shore?

[Bazile]

I hope you didn't have a whale of a time , because that would have been illegal - unless your'e japanese

[Tilly2]

Excel, you must be turbot charged. Where are all these jokes coming from? Have you bought some Christmas Crackers and opened them early.

[shoota]

Now you are an internet trawler