As A Vacuum Cleaner Salesman .....

[excelsior-1]

..... i really sucked

[tonyav]

I thought he looked a bit VAXed.

[Baldric]

He's not getting an extension then?

[DTCwordfan]

What is the difference between excel on a harley and a hoover? The location of the dirt bag.

(nothing meant by that as to an insult, excel)

[tonyav]

Well he keeps plugging away at it.

[Psybbo]

You're pushing it now, excel.........

[Cruciformist]

Did excel pay his carpet tacks?

[DTCwordfan]

Dam, has he left the Hoover run out again....

[Cruciformist]

I'm intrigued as to how one cleans a vacuum.