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boxtops | 15:22 Wed 12th Dec 2012 | Jokes
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I hope this won't offend....



40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in Heaven in their Transit vans and
caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on gypsies . Go out to the Pearly Gates
and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy,

and I will let just the dozen in."



Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the Pearly Gates'.


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Well, I thought that it was quite good!
Well they will be easily traceable , cos metal dealers aren't allowed to pay cash in hand anymore
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... or would you take them to a jeweller, since they are Pearly?
...an' all them pearly things an' all that there gold stuff. A right giveaway, guv, innit?
I am that offended I could crush a grape. But on the good side there is nothing to stop me getting in now!!
Haha - I like it :)
LOL, I like it.
After our Carol service at church this evening I told this one to our Vicar - he thought it was excellent!!!

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