What's Your Favourite Punchline?

[ludwig]

I just want the punchline, not the joke.

[vetuste_ennemi]

If only I'd known, Sadie - I'd have put all my business your way.

[paddywak]

"It's all right I'm a prawn again Christian"

"The same idiot who calls his rottweiler Jesus"

[oldmisery]

O.K. Tea breaks over, back on your heads.

[dickythecook]

I think this is a great idea, just the punchlines so no-one gets banned or reported for filth. I am ashamed to admit that there are only a few answers that I don't know the jokes to go with them.
Could this be a new TV show? Quick ED, copyright it and sell it and then do away with all this annoying advertising.

[mibn2cweus]

"What was that for????" asks Adam....

Eve: "Oh, just checking for nuts......"

[MichaelZZ]

Sorry. That's not an option at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[mallyh]

because vibrators cant mow the lawn

[beso]

My bother grows pineapples.

[Wordist]

Sorry madam, that one is my thermos flask.

[craft1948]

You don't see many of them about...............

[Khandro]

May I have a second go? - no that's not the punchline (though it could be I guess!). The punchline is;
"And what do they all call me now? - 'Pedro the sheepsh*gger' "

[mushroom25]

you should have seen the monkey trying to put the cork back.