What's Your Favourite Punchline?

[ludwig]

I just want the punchline, not the joke.

[beejay1124]

'Is that how the men do it?'-
'No sir.
They usually just ride the camel into town.
That's where the girls are."

[Charity]

Pardon me Sir, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?

[marval]

"LAIDTHEOLADEETOO

[Khandro]

No, but I think we might be going to the same doctor!

[McMouse]

I'm rolling a gong on the chest of a slave.

[MichaelZZ]

Give him £8-75. He's the window cleaner.

[fabsec54]

I want to slide in not march in!

[curley's_wig]

I think I'll get mine out as well.

[RATTER15]

Its turned black!!

[NOX]

' Just checking for Squirrels'

[RATTER15]

and the KKK said: but what I dont understand is why he wanted to be hung like a black man.

[McMouse]

The cooked breakfast was my idea.

[andrew1707]

"Not you again!!"

[mrchirpy]

It's the plumber,he's come to mend your pipes, can you let him in, please?

[magicmick]

The fence wasn't electrified 50 years ago!

[zebo]

Now Hans who does dishes not as soft as Gervais, with lime green hairy lipped squid.

[maggiebee]

BOOM BOOM

[berniecuddles]

sh*t in my hat and punch it!!

[Jordyboy9]

We had a Power cut so we used candles.

[Stephen_G]

His mate replied "Have you got no respect for the dead?"