I Asked A Campanologist ........

[magicmick]

.......for a date

she said I will give you a ring

[excelsior-1]

well ding-dong!

[Buenchico]

A campanologist? Run like the clappers!

[excelsior-1]

how ap-peal-ing

[shooty]

don't trust her, she's got you on the ropes !

[magicmick]

Pull the other one shooty

[excelsior-1]

looks like magicmick is on the pull

[shooty]

it's a habit of his : )

[magicmick]

She took me home to meet the family, I wasn't to keen on the one with the hunch back

[excelsior-1]

hang on ... i just need to transfer this info into my dong-le

[shooty]

Do I know him ?, his face rings a bell

[excelsior-1]

just don't drop a clanger

[Prudie]

hope you're practising your ding-a-ling

[magicmick]

Ok guys I give up any more and I will be going batty

[excelsior-1]

are you asking us to bell (t) up?

[magicmick]

We didn't really 'hit' it off so she introduced me to her sister, she worked in a fireworks factory now she was a little cracker

[excelsior-1]

i know that sister ... her name is Catherine Wheel

[shooty]

did you banger ?

[Prudie]

LOL @ shooty

[magicmick]

She was impressed with my Roman Candle

[shooty]

thats your flare mate : )