Smart Redhead

[McMouse]

David Cameron was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in
a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, I am the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom.
Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, "£200".

To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was "£100".

He then asked the redhead...

Her reply was:

"Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, My
panties as low as my wages,
get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep
it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have retirees, then you can have it for free, like everything immigrants get".

[andrew1707]

Ooh look.....tumble-weed!!

[wolf63]

I will have to phone my brother to get him to explain it to me.

[wardlaw]

Brilliant!

[Psybbo]

OOOOOOOh very very good

[tonyav]

doh, it would have to be a Redhead.

[Psybbo]

Called gness tony?

[gness]

Problem with redheads Tony?

[Psybbo]

Gotcha!

[ummmm]

Yeah Tony!!!

Rubbish joke btw.

[tonyav]

DOH, used to have, but not anymore, honest injun gness lol.

[tonyav]

Anyhoo who bloody grassed.

[dickythecook]

Speaking as a one-eyed lesbian camel salesperson from foreign climes, with 6 different chidren by 7 different people I cannot understand why this country has such predjudice against redheads. I have found nothing but help and sympathy from what some people call "bleeding heart liberals"
TFIC. dtc.Go on strip me of the badges I am not entitled too

[Baldric]

Is the punchline missing?

[gness]

Tony......Dave grassed.

Dicky....it's 'cos we're smart. ;-)

[tonyav]

Did he gness, mmmmm, must think of something to get my own back lol.

[Psybbo]

Hi Gorgeous Gness tony told me

[gness]

He promised to keep it secret Sib. :-(

[Psybbo]

You made him promise not to say you're gorgeous????

[gness]

I'm not....just threatened him with the trolley if he didn't. x

[tonyav]

yes she is gorgeous sibo, in every way.