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Sammy48 | 12:31 Wed 19th Dec 2012 | ChatterBank
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

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sounds typical msp [male chalvanist pig] behaviour to me, then they wonder why you leave home !
ewwwwww just reading that would be enough to put me of men forever!
Some women do choose wierd men! Still I expect that they were a 'laff down't pub'.
Is that from personal experience Sammy48? i.e your other half?
so what's wrong with that?
Lol this has made me giggle. It also helps me to realise I am better off being single! lol
Sounds like a yank to me, possibly Homer Simpson.
baza!

Mohawks are so yesterday ...
'A yank' jomifl, you do pronounce your 'W(s)' strangely.
:-) Penelope. I think we are in accord here...
no one would say wiener here, it's an American word. Have seen this before, grounds for divorce i would have thought
Urgh. Made me feel sick.

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