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I Became A Pig Breeder.....

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Cruciformist | 20:21 Thu 20th Dec 2012 | Jokes
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...after I got my degree in litterature.
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DaisyNonna
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Go the whole hog. Don't feel gilty.
20:51 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Avatar Image Tilly2
Do you live in Gloucester, Old Spot?
20:23 Thu 20th Dec 2012
Avatar Image marval
Sows it going then?
20:28 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Must have been a farrowing experience.
20:29 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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I expect you got board
20:30 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Well, it brought home the bacon.
20:30 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Well done Babe. Not a bland profession.
20:34 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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I was rather ham-fisted, but I didn't give a sausage...
20:36 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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You could have said the same about kittens, LOL
20:37 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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That must have been a crackling good job
20:37 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Don't get disgruntled.
20:38 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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You must have some swillpower to do that
20:39 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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I think you're telling porkies.
20:39 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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don't put yourself in hock to pay for it
20:40 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Trotters off now
20:41 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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I was rasher than that!
20:43 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Will you still be telling this joke at hogmanay?
20:45 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Not a boaring job then?
20:46 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Don't disown them.
20:46 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Go the whole hog. Don't feel gilty.
20:51 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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How irritating - I made them into pork scratchings.
20:58 Thu 20th Dec 2012

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