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I Became A Pig Breeder.....

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Cruciformist | 20:21 Thu 20th Dec 2012 | Jokes
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...after I got my degree in litterature.
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Go the whole hog. Don't feel gilty.
20:51 Thu 20th Dec 2012
BROWN SAUCE!
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Sorry I made such a pig's ear of it.
Are you going to paint their sties with Farrow and Ball?
You'll have to stye in tonight
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Is it porc-u-pine for?
i was just hot smoking a juicy joint when I thought I would shoulder a side the offal jokes and go for the rib ticklng belly laugh. then again, why should I hand all the meaty bits over, so you can all leg off with them and tell the tail of how your brains and brawn won thro' Ham it up, tell the world you are cured. If someone asks "pork wah?" say "ears the thing, there'snout as as good as dry salt rub to dry you out and preserve you"
ah, Cruciformist

i saw you dismantling my bicycle ...

... can i have my saddleback?
Excelsior-1, you are on the pig's back for all of these
I think he's hamming it up.
sibton

i feel a stirring in my loin
he's only ribbing you.
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We'll chop it off, excel!

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