Onions & Christmas Trees...

[Jemisa]

I COULD NOT RESIST SHARING THIS ONE!!!
Onions & Christmas Trees*


A family is at the
dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
kinds of
boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son,
there
are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like
melons, round and
firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears,
still nice but hanging a
bit. After 60, they are like
onions'.
'Onions?'
, you see them and they make
you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the
daughter said, 'Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are
there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well
dear, a man goes through
three phases. In his 20's, his willy is
like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is
like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
60's, it is like a
Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the tree
is dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

[starone]

Done only last Friday jem, by TobylaRhone.

[TobyLaRhone]

I thought I told it much better
:)

Seriously though, a lot of jokes get repeated within days on here.

[Jemisa]

Yes Toby sorry to step on your toe's (I didn't see it) but if it brought a smile to someone else's lips it was well worth it. Happy 2013.

jem