There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde
They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh I went through my daughter's bag the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed"
They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's bag. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's bag. I just cannot believe she has a pen!s"