I Got Bored With My Job As A Herbalist

[excelsior-1]

not enough to do, too much thyme on my hands

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

You made a sage choice

[jno]

that's a sage view of it, they'll probably put you out to grass

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

You did right to get out.
My friend was so stressed by it she started sleep-drinking.
She rosemary as a newt every morning.

[Calibax]

Hope you don't rue the day. You could have made a mint.

[Psybbo]

So you stuffed it

[Frank97]

Surely they could have found you some fennel to do?

[jno]

it's just the chive talking

[excelsior-1]

i spent a lot of time listening to my cd's of a band (herb alpert and the the tijuana brass)

[Svejk]

How cress.

[maggiebee]

Hows about cumin to the pub with Rosemary and me?

[Zacs-Master]

You can't parsleybly believe that.

[Svejk]

Oh come on, you're just being dilly now.

[owdhamer]

You were nutmegged.

[DTCwordfan]

Thyme for bed, me thinks. Rosemary, are you coming with me?

[DTCwordfan]

(Rosemary is a synonym for Sibs x)

[Zacs-Master]

No but Bazile is.

[DTCwordfan]

FYI, the French for Sibs is Ciboulette......

[Zacs-Master]

Very clever DT. I bayleaf you.

[owdhamer]

Men of garlic in the hollow. sorry to Wales.

[DTCwordfan]

I wonder if we can sell these puns to the big Ad Man, Martin Sorrell?