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excelsior-1 | 17:31 Sun 06th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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each carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
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well i guess this one made everybody take flight
18:54 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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I used to have 2 pet raccoons called Tess and Rocky so this one crashed and burned for me.
18:57 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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my apologies prudie

it was not intended to offend (maybe i should have picked another animal)
18:59 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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I'm not at all offended, cool your jets :-)
19:04 Sun 06th Jan 2013
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Laugh out loud at this 'deadpan' humour!
21:10 Mon 07th Jan 2013

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