It Is Well Known, That Mohandas Gandhi

excelsior-1 | 17:33 Sun 06th Jan 2013 | Jokes

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walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...

.. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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tonyav

like it excel.

Flyhalf

Absolute cracker!

excelsior-1

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thanks guys

done a few more

Svejk

Where you been all day pun-meister?

excelsior-1

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went out at 0900 this morning
got back at around 1430

frugalfred

There was a farmer who grew very large cauliflowers, so big they couldn't be eaten so he made them into lipstick. Unfortunately the lipstick was very brittle, and caused the users to have bad breath. It was a case of:
Super caulis, fragile lipstick, expect halitosis.