Out Of The Mouths.

[daftgrandad]

Here are two,told to me by my young grandson.

Q.Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the busy road ?

A.He didn't have the guts.

Q.How do monkeys make toast ?

A.They stick it under the gorilla.

[murraymints]

the best ..*Chortlesplutter*

[AlwaysConfused]

And here's a joke to tell him: What's red, round and smells like apples? An apple. What's red, round and smells like bananas? An apple wearing banana aftershave

[jd_1984]

Where did the Bull take the Cow on their first date........ "The Mooooo-vies"
Where do sheep go for a haircut........ "The Baaaaar-bers"

[Georgiesmum]

Why didnt the skeleton go to the dance?
He had nobody to go with!

[marval]

Good ones

A skeleton walks into a bar, and says "A beer and a mop please."

[starone]

Tee hee, all very good.