After Playing Badminton The Other Day ...

[excelsior-1]

.... i was in the shower

i noticed a hole in the wall - the other side of which was the female showers

i heard voices and wondered what to do about the hole

my natural chivalry demanded that i attempt to block the hole .. but then i thought "no, leave it and let them look at me"

[Psybbo]

Aw, so thoughtful of you!

[Tilly2]

Excel! How rude!

[excelsior-1]

good evening sibton .. you are well?

[excelsior-1]

not normally, tilly ... must be the weather

[Psybbo]

Very, thanks Excel and you?

[Tilly2]

Spring has sprung in Cambridgeshire!

[excelsior-1]

fine thanks sibton

tilly, it has been mild, however, now it has turned frosty

[Tilly2]

Well, then be careful. You knowwhat the cold can do to bits which are not wrapped up. Get dressed.

[excelsior-1]

ha ha

[TheHangman]

never a truer work spoke tilly I have had it happen

[sunny-dave]

This cold weather a problem excel?

Lots of shuttle but not much ... ?

[excelsior-1]

careful dave, we would not want people to raise a raquet

[shoota]

Were you playing with Annette?

[excelsior-1]

hello shoota (like the new avatar)
i did ruffle her feathers somewhat

[Tilly2]

Are you courting the Excel?

[shoota]

I'm anticipating the return of Mrs O'Marigold - a gentle wind up!

[Tilly2]

^ then!

[Psybbo]

Are you a shuttle-cock?

[DTCwordfan]

Do you have a nice wrist-flick, excel?

[mibn2cweus]

Being the chivalrous knight that I am, my first instinct would be to charge ahead, assuming the hole was of sufficient size to accommodate my trusty spear . . . but then the thought that a damsel on the other side might demonstrate their appreciation for my gallantry by taking advantage of my vulnerability in a way other then might be preferred, would stop me in my tracks. :o/