So Lets Shaft Our Farmers.....
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Its Only Crock & Roll....
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Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones were on board a 747, returning to the UK, after a successful and strenuous tour of the US
About 6 hours into the 9 hour flight, Mick decided to put his headphones on and catch up with the news before getting some shut eye, (Big mistake!) all he could hear was doom and gloom and he soon drifted off into a deep sleep
Mick dreamed he was actually piloting the plane and all of the passengers were drunk and insane
The crazed passengers started fighting and managed to get into the cot-pit
Mick lost control of the plane and crash landed in the Louisiana swamp
Mick looked around the sinking wreckage and realized he was the sole survivor, and thought if I'm gonna stay alive, I'll have to swim across the bayou, (some 200 yards) and get onto dry land and search for civilization
Half way across the bayou, Mick sees a huge alligator heading straight towards him, as the gator got closer, he could see it's tough leathery skin had been through many decades of fights and had the scars to prove it
The gator opened it's mouth and Mick think's "well this is it, he's gonna rip my head off"
just at that moment the gator says Mick! Mick! Mick!
Realizing it was all a terrible dream, Mick rubs his eyes and wakes up and sees Kieth Richard standing there saying "Mick, Mick, what's the matter man, you look like you've seen a ghost" ?
About 6 hours into the 9 hour flight, Mick decided to put his headphones on and catch up with the news before getting some shut eye, (Big mistake!) all he could hear was doom and gloom and he soon drifted off into a deep sleep
Mick dreamed he was actually piloting the plane and all of the passengers were drunk and insane
The crazed passengers started fighting and managed to get into the cot-pit
Mick lost control of the plane and crash landed in the Louisiana swamp
Mick looked around the sinking wreckage and realized he was the sole survivor, and thought if I'm gonna stay alive, I'll have to swim across the bayou, (some 200 yards) and get onto dry land and search for civilization
Half way across the bayou, Mick sees a huge alligator heading straight towards him, as the gator got closer, he could see it's tough leathery skin had been through many decades of fights and had the scars to prove it
The gator opened it's mouth and Mick think's "well this is it, he's gonna rip my head off"
just at that moment the gator says Mick! Mick! Mick!
Realizing it was all a terrible dream, Mick rubs his eyes and wakes up and sees Kieth Richard standing there saying "Mick, Mick, what's the matter man, you look like you've seen a ghost" ?
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