Tesco

[grandpajoe]

So, everyone is moaning about Horse meat in Tesco burgers. Well they should try the real value meatballs , they are the dogs botox!!!!!

[AlwaysConfused]

I was in Tesco's cafe earlier and the waitress asked me if i wanted anything on my burger. I replied "Yes, a fiver each way."

[needawin]

I asked in Tesco what price the burgers are. 14/1 said the girl at the checkout.

[flump1]

Love it

[AlwaysConfused]

I've just heard a well known supermarket chain will be sponsoring this years Grand National.
Apparently all the fences are being raised by a metre.....this will inevitably lead to more casualties, but every little helps.

[lcg]

arse and lip, actually.......x

[AlwaysConfused]

Went to the fridge to check my burgers, aaaaannndddd they're off!

[AlwaysConfused]

Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable.

[excelsior-1]

the young man at their meat counter kept trying to sell me some burgers

i responded "neigh, neigh & thrice neigh"

[AlwaysConfused]

I said to the wife "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse."

"Oh for flump sake" she replied "You should have said earlier. I've just got back from Tesco."

[owdhamer]

Nice one joe

[sunny-dave]

http://oi45.tinypic.com/10yi7lw.jpg

[rockyracoon]

Lol Dave, now that's funny.

[AlwaysConfused]

A cow walks into a bar, barman says "why the long face" cow says " illegal ingredients coming over here stealing our jobs!

[grandpajoe]

Makes you feel good to be English with a gsoh. We need it after being fed a load of lies by the E U and now they're literally trying to physically poison us

[Maydup]

Great gags - keep 'em coming.

[DTCwordfan]

I ate a Tesco's burger for dinner, now I have the trots.

[DTCwordfan]

Rein these jokes in, Tesco's will be bridling at them and ready to saddle someone with a writ.

[needawin]

Despite the adverse publicity sales of the burgers are stable.

[DTCwordfan]

Is Tesco's Jockey underwear contaminated too?

[Hopkirk]

Someone's got it in for me, they left some Tesco burgers on my pillow.