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Several days ago as a woman left a meeting at a hotel; she desperately gave herself a pat down. She was looking for her keys. They were not in her pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly she realised that she must have left them in the car. Frantically, she headed for the parking lot.
Her husband had scolded her many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
Her theory was the ignition was the best place not to lose them.
His theory was that the car will be stolen.
As she burst through the door, she came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
She immediately called the police, gave them her location, confessed that she had left the keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then she made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," she stammered.
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a period of silence, but then she heard his voice.
"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was her time to be silent. Embarrassed, she said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I can convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly she realised that she must have left them in the car. Frantically, she headed for the parking lot.
Her husband had scolded her many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
Her theory was the ignition was the best place not to lose them.
His theory was that the car will be stolen.
As she burst through the door, she came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
She immediately called the police, gave them her location, confessed that she had left the keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then she made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," she stammered.
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a period of silence, but then she heard his voice.
"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was her time to be silent. Embarrassed, she said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I can convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
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