My Grandfather Has Been Taking Viagara

[gollob]

but now he has gone and got it mixed up with Tippex and got a large correction

I was asked if I had ever been bitten by a shark . i said no but I had been stung by a taxi driver

My father is 92 and he stains floors. Mind you he does not mean to

I just bought a 37" Slimline television for 20 pound. It is set on full volume but I could not turn it down

A man is going through the checkout at the supermarket and bought one pie, one banana, one apple, one egg and one pork chop. The checkout girl said to him do you live on you own . The man says how did you know. The girl says because you are an ugly bastard.

[Sqad]

LOL...LOL....love the last one......LOL.....LOL

[starone]

Tee-hee, all good.

[alwaysbroke]

all very good, thanks

[excelsior-1]

very good
i like the first one