Topical Joke For You All ?

[LochNessMonster]

An Englishman, a Italian and a Scotsman were in a boat together in Loch Ness. When I made a surpise visit ? The Frenchman jumped out the boat and I eat him, the same with the Italian. The Scotsman just stood in the boat. He shouted "I've got a tattoo on my backside"

I said " Awa ye go I'm going to eat you"

He then dropped his trousers and showed me the tattoo it read England Grand Slam winners 2013 ! He then said that even I could not swallow that one ?

Nessie :- (

[maggiebee]

Nice one LNM - but where did the Frenchman come from??

[LochNessMonster]

Oops ! Englishman jumped out first ?

[Wharton]

Nessie :-)

[boxtops]

we shall see, Lochy, we shall see...... :-)