A Man Steps Into A Hotel Lift ....

[excelsior-1]

....and there's just one attractive woman in
it.
He turns around to
push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her
breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm
so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be
able to forgive me."
She
looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis
is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in room 204."

[starone]

Tee-hee, what a chat-up line!