How To Flatten A Stomach. (Bit Rude)

[dickythecook]

Apologies

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'

The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy so sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.'

'You are wasting your time,' said the boy. 'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.

'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up again!!

[maggiebee]

LOL

[cupid04]

Double LOL!

[dickythecook]

triple LOL could get best answer

[cupid04]

quadruple lol!

[mrs.chappie]

Lol lol lol. :o)

[tonyav]

Triple lol.

[excelsior-1]

triple LOL

[maggiebee]

Tony's a cheapskate! Down from quadruple to triple!!

[cupid04]

my lol is bigger than your lols!

[cupid04]

He's an old goat, isn't he?!!

[tonyav]

Right sextruplet lol lol lol lol lol lol.

[cupid04]

sex maniax^^

[cupid04]

maniac^^

[Jemisa]

O but G. :)

Jem

[mrs.chappie]

Too late peeps....I've bagged best answer. :o)

[dickythecook]

I never put a date on your jokes Foxy. ;-p

[Jemisa]

Please call me Jem Dicky... :o)

Jem

[grasscarp]

Good joke. Talking of big tummies, my 3 year old grandson told his mum that I am boring and have a big tummy. I asked him if I am boring. "no - you're not boring". And do I have a big tummy? "no" ( phew I am thinking) "you have a very big tummy" :0(