Talk To Me...

[Jemisa]

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I"ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked."Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

[frugalfred]

Titter! Titter!

[excelsior-1]

never a truer word .……

nice one, Jem