Jokes In Readiness For Valentines Day - Missed Them Last Time Round

[Fanriffic]

There’s a very important day approaching very soon so don’t forget.
I love Pancake Tuesday.

I got the girlfriend a new bag and a new belt. The hoover works a treat now.

I booked a table for us both for “Thursday”. Hope it goes better than last year, she only potted three balls.

The girlfriend said she wanted something with diamonds this year. So I got her a pack of cards.

I bought the girlfriend one of those little slinky numbers.
It only really works when she goes down stairs.

[Psybbo]

You're a dead man!

[marval]

I like them

[Jemisa]

12th Pancake Day.

13th Jems B/day.

14th Valentines Day.

Jem.

[starone]

Tee hee, typical man.