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wolf63 | 07:47 Mon 11th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.

"Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing.


She simply had to know She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked........










"Will I be acquitted?"
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LOL No she won't !.
Haha - didn't expect that lol =/
ha ha best to know I suppose, before you do the dirty deed
Very good ..
That made me smile.

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