The Dress///
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the coffee machine at the office. "Veronica said , I just don"t know what to do," Gloria said to her work mate . "That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?"
"Oh, my God!" her friend exclaimed. "Of course you should go He"ll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his flat . Then he"ll rip off your dress and you"ll have fantastic sex!"
"What should I do then?" asked Gloria. Her friend quickly replied,
"Wear an old dress."