Golf Joke...

[Jemisa]

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.
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He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

'I'm on the 7th hole,' she replied, 'and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole.'

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request.

'I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole.'

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar.

He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, 'Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?'

'I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh,' she replied.

'No, I won't.'

'Well, if you must know,' she answered, 'I work for Tampax.'

With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the bar stool.

'See,' she said. 'I knew you'd laugh!'

'That's not what I'm laughing at,' he replied,

'I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you.

[ChillDoubt]

Very long pre-amble into the joke there, Jemisa!

[albaqwerty]

Once I found it, like it!! Lol :-)

[marval]

lol

[excelsior-1]

another gem from jem

made me laugh hole-heartedly

[AB Editor]

Hi Jem, you know you can edit your posts before you submit them, right? You just need to scroll up in the posting box to find the parts you need to remove.

For now I've removed all the hotmail/outlook gumpf you posted along with the joke.

[albaqwerty]

Ed, you're a gnome amongst gnomes :-D
I do wish you'd get a landing net though, for that thing at the end of your rod.

[Jemisa]

I'm sorry folks my friend has been mucking about on my PC & sent a joke on my behalf it is not my style to send all that gobble de gook I was soo annoyed I have asked the Ab Editor to remove it.

jem.

[albaqwerty]

jem, no need to apologise xxxx

[excelsior-1]

indeed not .. there was no vulgarity in it at all

(just a little risque, that's all)

[DTCwordfan]

I've seen better Jem, then I have seen worse.

It's not that bad.

[Jemisa]

Ed, you have saved my blushes, Thankyou. x

& thanks too Alba. x