A Night Of Drinking...

Jemisa | 13:21 Mon 25th Feb 2013 | Jokes

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A man and his pet horse walk into a pub. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shots one after the other.
Finally, the barman says: "Last orders."

So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my horse."
The barman sets them up and they knocks them back. Suddenly, the horse falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The barman, yells: "Hey mister, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies:
"That's not a lion, that's a horse."