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marval | 17:40 Mon 25th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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With a slight hesitation, I nervously inserted a finger: it felt warm and wet. She groaned.

"I'm going to need more than that," she said.

Taking a breath, I then inserted three more fingers. Her eyes widened.

"Go on, put your whole hand in," she demanded.

I wanted to please her, so I did what she said:

I was really sweating by now but she was getting more and more excited.

"It's no good, you're going to have to put your other hand in as well" she shouted.

I closed my eyes and thrust forward with my other hand and she let out a scream.

"There you go Dave, it's not that hard to do the washing up is it?" she smiled.
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Naughty! Or is it just my mind!?!
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It's your mind
D-oh! .. mine too

nice one, marval
Phew!!!
Nice one....
and there's me thinking I am an image of innocence :O
May I suggest going the appliance route, a dishwasher with the following functionality.
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Good oneDTC
Twin-tubs were much better for that DT
OMG great minds think alike Prudie!!

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