Forgot To....

[Jemisa]

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the Tannoy system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they'll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight..
Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a ***." All the passengers hear it.
As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says

"Don't forget the coffee!"

[boxtops]

I want to know what the *** was....

[Canary42]

Biscuit

[marval]

HaHa

[frugalfred]

What the mile-high club get up to, boxtops.

[starone]

Stars certainly make you use your imagination don't they!

[boxtops]

I can't make a three-letter word out of that, fred :-)

[Gizmonster]

Haha nice one - I can just picture it ...... not the ****ing - I mean I can just see the stewardess running up the aisle lol :P

[Canary42]

Why did he need a *** if he had already come over the tannoy ?

[Jemisa]

I forgot to edit it myself... he actually wanted a 'Bl0w J0b'