"Ronnie, I mean when you're sh1t faced and need chicken but don't have access to any."
Well i'd just tell the minicab to stop at the chickenshop on the way home.
When i've drank in the past there would be no way on earth a bag of popcorn would take the place of a burger, friend chicken or a kebab unless this is a new trend the young ones are following these days?
Headwreck, well then my top tip would be to have a microwave meal sellotaped onto a large white bit of card with the instructions on how to warm it written in 5 inch high lettering or to take the safe option of having a glass of milk and going straight to sleep.