I Am .....

[excelsior-1]

..... is the shortest sentence in the English Language.

'i do' is the longest.

[Gizmonster]

Haha .... I'm dreading the day.
I've been with my missus for nearly 23 years, still not married. I don't know how long I can keep this up for lol :P

[maggiebee]

Just been reading through all you one liners excelsior - fairly brightened up my evening, thanks.