Dad & Danny....

[Jemisa]

Little Danny asks his dad for a telly for in his room.
He reluctantly agrees.
Next day Danny comes downstairs and asks his
'Dad what is love juice?'

Dad looks horrified and tells Danny all about sex.
Danny sits there with mouth wide open in amazement.

Then his Dad says 'so what on earth were you watching?'
Danny replies 'Tennis'.

[marval]

lol

[sancho1960]

Lol

[excelsior-1]

new balls please!

very good, Jem

[Canary42]

I don't get this joke. Why would tennis contain a reference to love juice ?

[starone]

Depends upon how you spell deuce, canary, unless, of course, you are joking! Lol, jem, good one.

[Canary42]

I was "tongue-in-cheek", because although I realise the "joke" hangs on the juice/deuce issue, the lad would hardly be likely to hear the expression "love-deuce", this being a contradiction in tennis terms.

OK, I'll get my anorak !

[starone]

Stop quibbling canary.
Jem - I posted the letter this morning. First class so it might get there tomorrow with a bit of luck, more likely to be Wednesday though, knowing the post office!

[Jemisa]

You are so kind Starone, I had an email from the Burser this morning as I had informed her of your kind thought. She was touched & said she would keep you updated about their progress.
She tells me the swimming pool is fine & just needs to be tweeked but the changing rooms & showers are being replaced with up to date digitallycommanded stuff, taps by touch showers by beam detection & lots more. So Staro watch this space. :)

Jem