Picked up this gorgeous woman at a bar in Thailand, well she was dressed like a woman, she spoke like a woman, she danced like a woman, and oh what a great kisser she was.
She asked if I wanted to go back to her flat for coffee so I said yes, we got in her car drove about five miles then turned into a really narrow archway into this courtyard, did a nifty three point turn in the small yard, and first time backed into the smallest space you have ever seen, it was then I thought............
............hang on hang on