Lie Detector

[Jemisa]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He tests it at dinner that night...

A father asks his 14 year old son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I
did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok,
Ok. I was at a friend's house watching DVDs." Dad asks, "What did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son
says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "WHAT? At your age
I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mum
laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son. The robot slaps the mother,... Robot for sale.

[excelsior-1]

just spluttered my sherry all over my lap

brilliant, Jem

[marval]

lol

[tonyav]

LOL, excellent Jem.