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I Phoned My Wife Earlier And Told Her To Pack A Bag Immediately ..........

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Gizmonster | 16:28 Mon 01st Apr 2013 | Jokes
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.................... as I'd booked us into a hotel for a few nights.
"Oooh", she said, "Why's that?".
I said, "Well darling, you know that I've been playing poker all day?"
"Yes", she said really excited.




Well, I've lost the house", I said.
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Well its a twist on the joke where H phones his wife to say he'd won the lottery and says pack your bags, she says where are we going? he says just get the f**k out. jem
11:32 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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LOL.
16:31 Mon 01st Apr 2013
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I know someone that happened to, so I don't find that funny.
17:54 Mon 01st Apr 2013
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lol I do..............
17:55 Mon 01st Apr 2013
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Bloody hell boxy is that right, lost their house in a game of cards ?.
17:56 Mon 01st Apr 2013
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Well perhaps they would have been better off not gambling with things they couldn't afford to lose...
20:17 Mon 01st Apr 2013
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Well its a twist on the joke where H phones his wife to say he'd won the lottery and says pack your bags, she says where are we going? he says just get the f**k out.

jem
11:32 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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Sorry if I've caused anyone any distress - totally unintentional.

Jem - that is worthy of "best answer" lol :P
17:38 Tue 02nd Apr 2013

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