What Do You Want?
One afternoon, this man drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a man dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him to stop. The man rolls down the window and says, "How can I help you?" "I am the red idiot of the highway. You got something to eat?"
With a smile on his face, the man hands a sandwich to the man in red and drives away. Not even five minutes later, he comes across another man. This man is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side of the road and waving for him to stop. A bit irritated, our man stops, cranks down the window, and says, "What can I do for you?" "I am the yellow idiot of the highway. You got something to drink?"
Hardly managing to smile this time, he hands the man a can of Coke, stomps on the pedal, and takes off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset, he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what.
To his frustration, he sees another man on the side of the road, this one dressed in blue and signaling for him to stop. Reluctantly, our man decides to stop one last time. He rolls down his window, and yells, "Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway, and just what the heck do you want to have?"
"Driver's license and registration, please."