Spots?

[Jemisa]

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out
to 'Lakeside' in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale
department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you
have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The sales assistant haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and
proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much
the same manner. After a third try at another department store
, she had become disgusted. Leaving the shopping centre she drove to Tesco..
Marching up to the counter, she unbuttoned and threw open her
blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied,
"Have you tried
Clearasil?"

[excelsior-1]

good one, Jem

looks like you worked flat out on that one

[barbaramory]

Combine 1 tsp. each of powdered milk, honey and lemon juice with ½ tsp. almond oil to create another mask which you can use to lighten dark skin. Apply this mask all over your skin and let it sit on your skin for 10 to 15 minutes before rinsing it. You can use daily or alternately with other skin lightening masks until you reached your desired skin tone. Lemon juice is known to have natural bleaching properties but the American Chronicles warns the use of lemon juice as it can make the skin photosensitive.