A Joke As Old As A Hill......

[DTCwordfan]

It was the first day of a new school year in Devon.

Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."

She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.

Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.

As the boys were sitting down a pretty girl enters the classroom

"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Blueberry Hill also?"

"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

[excelsior-1]

very good

[DTCwordfan]

(oops - typo in there - were/where.....)

[frugalfred]

I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill..

[albaqwerty]

LOL

still good :-)

[tonyav]

Yep DT, many a thrill to be had on Blueberry hill !.

[DTCwordfan]

If you had a thrill on Blueberry Hill, had she taken the Pill?

[tonyav]

Ah DT, but Shanghai Lil never took the pill.

[excelsior-1]

.....or presented the bill

[DTCwordfan]

but she had her fill......

[DTCwordfan]

after opening the cash till.

[excelsior-1]

……and then she felt ill

[tonyav]

But she wrote with a quill.

[DTCwordfan]

having gone in for the kill, she chucked up out over the window sill....

[tonyav]

And so she had to take a pill.

[excelsior-1]

.....used the quill for her will

[DTCwordfan]

the Old Bill covered in krill.....

[daftgrandad]

And it lingered until.

[DTCwordfan]

she, Jill, reached the mill at the bottom of the hill

[excelsior-1]

and met a man called bill

[DTCwordfan]

whose nuts from Brazil spilled out and