Never Lie To A Woman...

[Jemisa]

A man called home to his wife and said, " Darlin', I have been asked to go fishing up inthe Lake District with my boss & several of his Friends

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"

" Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Carp, and a few others. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

Showthis to all the smart Women

And Men who can handle the truth.

[marval]

lol that caught him out.

[excelsior-1]

very good, Jem

(i'm not lying)

[DTCwordfan]

well that's him hung out to dry; hook, line and sinker.

[albaqwerty]

love it!

[chaptazbru]

That's a fab joke - haha !

[pufarmsilk]

the man doesn't fish, but do other things. what a clever wife (pufarm.com)